Pain McShlonkey Classic Descends Upon Squaw Valley

The Pain McShlonkey Classic is set to take place on Saturday, March 29 at Squaw Valley. Dress up in your most outrageous ski duds and head to Squaw for a full day of belly laughs, camaraderie, and philanthropy in celebration of legendary skier, Shane McConkey.

Donate to the Shane McConkey Foundation

The Shane McConkey Foundation in collaboration with Jeremy Jones brings you the ultimate ski movie spoof.
Watch SHORTER below:

4th Annual Pain McSchlonkey Classic | SHORTER Official Trailer from Squaw Valley & Alpine Meadows on Vimeo.

Pain McShlonkey Schedule of Events

Chinese Downhill
When: 9am Sharp
Where: Top of KT to the bottom of Exhibition
Watch some of the world’s greatest winter athletes dress up in ridiculous outfits and compete for the coveted Pain McShlonkey Golden Saucer trophy in the ultimate snowblade showdown. Athletes line up atop the legendary KT-22 charilift for an all-out snowblade blitz as the pros take on 30 amateurs in an anything-goes battle to finish on Squaw’ GS Bowl.

Costume Contest
When: 2pm-3pm
Where: KT Base Bar
This contest is open to everyone and offers great prizes for those who are best dressed. Grab a ticket for the huge raffle giveaway and win gear, dining certificates, lodging packages, GoPros and more

Awards Ceremony
When: 3pm-4pm
Where: KT Base Bar
Who will take home bragging rights to the fastest snowblader on the planet?

World’s Greates After Party
When: 8pm-1am
Where: Squaw Valley Conference Center
The weekend closes with the grand finale after party featuring Queen Nation, a tribute to one of the most iconic rock bands in history. Glam rock attire is encouraged.